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Are You Good-Girl Hot, Bad-Girl Hot, or The... →
1. You spot a cutie at a bar, and the pleasure center of your brain instantly lights up. You: a. Stroll right up to him and whisper, “Need a drink?” when his is clearly full. b. Stay put until he finally chats with a mutual friend, then say hi. c. Rouse the attention of the bar patrons with a blaze of fire and teach them that Jesus Christ never walked the earth but was simply a mythological...